Bruce and the Morning Crew,
Respectfully, why are you so tough on Rob's application? In fact, you have not made a decision.
1) The Morning Crew needs to let younger people in. Five years from now, who else is going to put the metal ramps up to your cars so you can get your wheelchairs out of the back?

2) If Graham does not pave the grounds from the parking lot to the make-up tables and then to the pilot station, who is going to push your wheelchair to the flight station?

3) Why be so tough on the proper dress code. Rob and I buy our clothes at Goodwill. By definition we will always be at least one fashion trend behind the rest of the world. We are not cheap, we are incredibly frugal.
4) I am sure Rob and the new applicants like me will bring a box of 40 garbage bags so all existing Morning Crew members can carry their planes home. We want to be helpful since flying does not appear to improve with age.

5) Why are you so critical of what our wives call us? What we are called is unprintable. Why do you think we want to go flying. It is the same reason Kate kicks you out of the house so she can relax and get stuff done.

6) The nasty question about "I get the urge to go to the bathroom more often". It all Depends.*

Rob will be a great new member of the Morning Crew.
Frank
* I am sure he'll bring extras for you.