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Author Topic: The Chuckle Corner - Humor  (Read 9881 times)

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Online bweaver

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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #60 on: November 16, 2019, 11:24:39 pm »
Frank, the reason why they hover with their eyes and beak held precisely still while looking down is because they are targeting the windshield of a car passing below.  I have seen it happen many many times over my driveway, with such precision.  ::)

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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #61 on: November 17, 2019, 03:44:35 pm »
Bruce,

.... and the birds in your neighbourhood only pick on Subarus. :D

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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #62 on: November 20, 2019, 11:19:45 am »
An elementary school in The Netherlands has been forced to close its playground due to noise complaints by neighbours.

And it makes sense when you imagine how loud playgrounds would get when all the children are wearing clogs!  :D

(Seth Meyers)
« Last Edit: November 20, 2019, 12:52:58 pm by davidk »

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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #63 on: November 20, 2019, 12:32:07 pm »
An elementary school in The Netherlands has been forced to close its playground due to noise complaints by neighbours.

And it makes sense when you imagine how loud playgrounds would get when all the children are wearing clogs!  :D

@davidk This is too funny!!


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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #64 on: November 21, 2019, 11:26:36 am »
Got this at aground school class...apologies for the poor quality...
DOWN WITH GRAVITY!

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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #65 on: November 21, 2019, 12:30:07 pm »
Gravity does not exist... The earth sucks planes from the sky.

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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #66 on: December 06, 2019, 04:10:30 pm »
Check out the email I received from CAA.  How did CAA know about my hobby? 

I haven't had to have them tow me from the flying field, yet.

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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #67 on: December 06, 2019, 05:55:27 pm »
Ha haha, frequent flyer!!!  Too funny Bruce ...and appropriate!!  It’s amazing what algorithms can figure out?
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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #68 on: December 12, 2019, 04:11:18 pm »
You can exchange the term drone for plane!

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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2020, 03:14:36 pm »
Good Aviator Logic and fast reaction time here guys...
Enjoy!


Woman:   Do you drink beer?

Man:   Yes.

Woman:   How many beers a day?

Man:   Usually about three.

Woman:   How much do you pay per beer?

Man:   Five dollars, which includes a tip.   (This is where it gets
scary!)

Woman:   And how long have you been drinking?

Man:   About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman:   So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day, which puts
your spending each month at $450.  In one year that would be
approximately $5,400, correct?

Man:   Correct.

Woman:   If in one year you spend $5,400, not accounting for
inflation, the past twenty years puts your spending at $108,000,
correct?

Man:   Correct.

Woman:   Do you know that if you didn t drink so much beer, that money
could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after
accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could ve
by now bought an airplane?

Man:   Do you drink beer?

Woman:   No.

Man:   Where's your airplane?
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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #70 on: March 05, 2020, 03:09:54 pm »
While it doesn't have anything to do with flying, while is was driving up Bathurst St. to go flying, I couldn't pass up taking this photo of the car in front of me.   

(I know one club member who may appreciate it.)

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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #71 on: June 20, 2020, 03:09:53 pm »
Received this one from my long time friend Paul Paton this morning:

ALWAYS ASK, NEVER ASSUME!
 His request approved, the FOX News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
 
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, “Let's go”. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, “Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.”
'Why?' asked the pilot.  “Because I'm a photographer for FOX News”, he responded, “and I need to get some close up shots.”
The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered,
“So, what you're telling me is . . .
You're NOT my flight instructor?”
 
“Life is short.”
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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #72 on: June 25, 2020, 07:51:07 pm »
I believe in Karma. I once saw a pigeon with bird poop on it's back.
Actually, I can.

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Re: The Chuckle Corner - Humor
« Reply #73 on: June 25, 2020, 07:55:11 pm »
When was a kid I borrowed my sister's hamster. She wanted to know what I was going to do with it and I told her I would drop it from my RC airplane.
She looked a bit doubtful and said you made a parachute and everything? I said no. My sister cried "but he'll be killed". So I said, It's only a hobby.
Actually, I can.