To Whom It May Concern.....
Dear Sir/Madam,
I would like to apply for a position with the morning crew, please. I have heard great things about you and hear you always enjoy a good lunch and tend to laugh off a crash. I promise that I too usually laugh at my crashes (it's cathartic) and do enjoy a nice salad. I have heard from others that I am a fun person, but that could be rubbish!
Anyway, I will have lots of free time after March 25th 2022 and would like to fly with the sun in my eyes. I am especially looking forward to waking up and seeing if the weather is nice and then decided whether to fly or not.
I can be contacted here, on this message in the forum. Would you please let me know if I need any special t-shirts, shoes or glasses to join. I draw the line at building flite test models, though!
Best wishes,
A relatively spritely, Simon
