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Title: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Michael on November 05, 2017, 02:10:53 PM
Caption these ....

Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: octagon on November 05, 2017, 04:01:03 PM
http://temac.ca/smf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=6390.0;attach=20302;image

I'm to to pole vault right over this thing.
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Frank v B on November 05, 2017, 04:52:34 PM
Here we go:

1) Glenn:  "Glenn's solution to large scale models.  The plane is full size.  The lady pilot is RC.  See, her hands are on channel 2."

2) Simon:  "Simon, behave.  I see Lesley right over there!"

3) Graham: "I can use the handle on this rake to clean the blockage out of the gun barrel".

4) Mike:  "A B-17 carries 10 crew.  We push the guy in the orange shirt out at 10,000 feet as a target for gunnery practice.  The hot dog he is eating is his last meal."

5) Michael:  "Proof there was a 5th Beatle".

Frank

ps: Michael; great photos.

Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: electroflyer on November 06, 2017, 11:32:27 AM
  Glenn:  Phew, thought I was going miss my connecting flight!
  Simon: The newest hit making sensations... Simon And the WASP's live album   "Bombing Berlin"!
  Graham: Hey dude, without my runway repairs and field cleanup, you'd be grounded!  Man that felt good!
  Mike: Well boys, this could be a suicide mission, and well, some of you might not be coming back...(  Hey, Do I have time for another dog??)
  Michael;  JOHN, PAUL, GEORGE, ROGO and RINGO...Yeah,Yeah,Yeah!!!!!
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: bweaver on November 06, 2017, 12:32:57 PM
Glenn:

"OK Sir. If you insist.  We normally only let children sit in the cockpit, but...."

Simon:

"Alright, we'll help you find your plane in the corn one last time.  I thought I saw it go down over there..."

Graham:

"Sorry Sir, just let me sweep this up.  They can take your picture again without me..."

Mike:

And who is out of place in this picture?  Oh yeh, I see it now. The dog.

Michael:

We'll pose with him this last time.  We better, he thinks he's the pilot and I don't think we want him on the plane.
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: thehaze on November 07, 2017, 11:39:35 AM
Glenn:

"Well this isn't something I do everyday, but since you asked lady, yes I'll maiden this plane for you and trim it out"

Simon:

"Moments later, Simon and his friends were crushed by a full scale bomber being taxied in the pits by Jeff"

Graham:

"I don't care if you just shot down five 109's. You still need to park behind the fence sir"

Mike:

"Look I'll go on this mission with you, but first I need to carb up for the long flight. Hey do you know if the ball turret has an extra large cup holder in it?"

Rogo:

"Michael almost joined the Beatles, until they told him that they didn't allow electrics at their club."

Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Michael on November 08, 2017, 04:25:07 PM
Another ....

Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: octagon on November 08, 2017, 11:40:15 PM
Our award for formation flying blew into the corn. Look what we found looking for it.  Apparently he has been there since 1942!
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Michael on November 09, 2017, 10:29:12 AM
Those Hazeltons love their food and drink!

Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Michael on November 09, 2017, 11:53:20 AM
 :o

Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: sihinch on November 10, 2017, 04:51:37 PM
Nice shorts Frank!

I have a few photos too. Not photoshopped but happy to se captions!
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: octagon on November 10, 2017, 06:24:16 PM
Quote from: Michael on November 09, 2017, 10:29:12 AM
Those Hazeltons love their food and drink!
And the best part, nobody saw me dump the root beer and fill the can with Heineken.
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: octagon on November 10, 2017, 06:25:35 PM
1. So how am I supposed to finish this bloody thing with only 2 sticks?


2. This is as close as I ever got to finishing building a balsa  model aeroplane.
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Frank v B on November 11, 2017, 12:22:22 PM
Simon,

re: "Nice shorts Frank!"

Those are not my shorts, those are not my legs or socks sticking up from the boots.  Above the belt is me after 64 years of constant improvements. ;D
I am grateful to Michael for not photoshopping me on a set of shapely legs on 6" stilettos.  Phew! ;)  Dodged a bullet!

Frank
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Michael on November 11, 2017, 02:05:22 PM
If anyone is offended at anything I post, tell me and I will remove it.

If anyone has suggestions, please speak up!
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Frank v B on November 11, 2017, 05:14:24 PM
Michael,

re:"If anyone is offended at anything I post, tell me and I will remove it."

There is nothing you can do to offend us.  It's not in you and we know you well enough.  Our mission is to put smiles on people's faces by poking fun at, and with, the characters who make up TEMAC.
It's not just about model airplanes.  It's about people who love model airplanes.
Some us get picked on more than others but maybe we deserve it. ;D

Frank

ps: sounds like this was written by Jack H.  He's up there laughing with us.:)
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: bfeist on November 11, 2017, 09:13:28 PM
These are spectacular. You've outdone yourself, Michael.

Ben
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: BJROB on November 11, 2017, 10:56:20 PM
Its been a tough couple of weeks
thanks for the laugh I really need it.
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Michael on November 12, 2017, 01:08:26 PM
...
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Frank v B on November 12, 2017, 01:36:06 PM
re: Cap'n Cadez

"OK guys, here's the plan.  When Cadez changes Sophia's diaper here are your assignments:
- Wingman 1, you hold her favourite toy to distract her. 
- Wingman 2, you get the new diaper and pass it to Cadez. 
- Wingman 3, you take the dirty diaper and get rid of it.  It's a dirty bomb!
I will rate Cadez on speed, dexterity and neatness."

Frank
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Michael on November 12, 2017, 01:42:12 PM
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Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Frank v B on November 12, 2017, 01:50:51 PM
Re: F(r)light Officer Hoffer

.... I'll pass----   ;D


Frank

... but stay tuned because there is no way I can stay quiet on this photo.  Let Andy live in fear for a while first. 8)  Great photo Michael.
Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Michael on November 12, 2017, 02:24:57 PM
... The irony is, that Andy is indeed a real pilot!

Title: Re: Airplane photos in need of captions
Post by: Frank v B on November 12, 2017, 08:21:34 PM
re: Andy's photo


"Dammit, Frank put a nail in my seat cushion"


Frank