Model Airplane related HUMOUR

[Michael]

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Favor an RC airplane Over a Woman

#10. You can trade an old .61 for a new .25.

#9. You can keep one plane at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's plane and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary airplane doesn't mind if you keep another airplane for a backup.

#6. Your airplane will stay with you even if you run out of nitro or lipos.

#5. An airplane doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Airplanes function normally every day of the month.

#3. An airplane doesn't ask , "Do these new wheels make me look fat?"

#2... An airplane doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



And the number one reason an RC airplane is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A MUFFLER FOR A PLANE

[Michael]

Seven reasons why modern technology has made an electric model airplane better than a glow/gas model airplane.


1. You can get it up faster.

2. You can keep it up longer.

3. You can recharge faster.

4. You can use it several times on one charge.

5. No need to clean up after.

6. Excellent for quickies at lunchtime.

7. Very quiet: you can do it almost anywhere.

[Michael]

Airplanes like to do it inverted.

Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'

An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.

Airplanes come with manuals.

Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.

Airplanes don't have parents.

Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.

When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.

Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines.

It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane

You don't have to wine and dine an airplane before you can fly it.

If you dislike your airplane you can trade it in for a different one.

Airplanes can be figured out.

If something goes wrong with an airplane, and your not sure what, there is actually a limited number of possibilities of what it might be.

If you make a mistake while flying your plane, it won't stay mad at you for three days.

The airplane is usually done flying when you are.

Airplanes don't require 12 hours of maintenance for every hour you want to ride them

[Ededge2002]

Airplanes don't have there own credit cards.
Airplanes never ask to have joint bank accounts.
Airplanes never complain if you use them too hard.
If you chose to get rid of an airplane it won't cost you half.
If you hear of a new trick or style you can go ahead and try it with your airplane no repercussions.
If you take your airplane to the beach you can look around without fear of it not letting you fly it later.
New models are coming on the market all the time.... Oops. Scratch that one!