New Warwings Business Venture

[Andy Hoffer]

This past Saturday @vicwhit and @bweaver unveiled their new joint venture for a new and vastly improved toilet paper dispenser.  This amazing device automatically unspools AND trims the tissue to just the right length, depending on the task at hand, AND it provides variable-speed ventilation to keep the premises smelling as fresh as a walk in the soybeans.  They come in a variety of decorator styles and finishes, sure to impress your spouse or significant other for that special occasion.

Don't miss out.  Get one soon!!

Andy

[Michael]

On Sunday, Bruce, Glenn and I were flying combat so fast and close, that when Glenn's ribbon got cut, we weren't even sure who cut it!

Maybe, Glenn cut his own ribbon!

[sihinch]

I was getting some technical advice from a ribbon expert......

[bweaver]

@sihinch - Take any help you can get!!!!   

[vicwhit]

Please take note that this toilette paper dispenser is only for little ****s. We are currently modifying it for full width. Maybe for debut on Fun Day.

Simon...it is always wise to consult with your peers. The often have deep insights into technical issues that otherwise we would ignore. They teach em young now.