What's Simon Saying?

Papa · July 21, 2012, 09:26:58 PM

Check out the latest Edition of the Tickler # 122.
Then come back here and post your entry.
Post as often as you like but no naughty ones.
The funnier the better.

Contest closes next Friday at midnight.

Jack.

Michael · July 21, 2012, 10:28:55 PM

"Now you know why my wife finds me so attractive!"

thehaze · July 22, 2012, 10:01:41 AM

"I'd help you find your plane in the beans, but I tore my ACL back in high school when I was the Head Cheerleader so I can't walk that far."

piker · July 23, 2012, 12:17:56 AM

"For five dollars you get to see this much. Wanna see what you get for twenty? ...Sexy time!"

battlestu · July 23, 2012, 08:30:20 AM

"English men are not all white and pasty ... look at my legs!"

Ededge2002 · July 23, 2012, 04:31:57 PM

"you should have seen how white my legs were before i got them all tanned up like they are now!"

sihinch · July 23, 2012, 05:19:46 PM

They are tanned!

sihinch · August 02, 2012, 01:48:40 PM

Well, after much deliberation and chuckles, I can confirm that this weeks winner is Ed! Congrats Ed.

And your prize - a load of cookies! I'll deliver to you at the field over the Civic Holiday!

What's the next photo & "What's Simon Saying?" competition, Jack?