When my wife complains, it's a blessing!

[Michael]

I'm off from work for about a week and a half for the end-of-the year holiday break, and my wife is concerned that I'll be disruptive at home, so she told me to go buy one of those airplane model kits with lots of sticks to glue together, to keep me busy.

[Michael]

I have 2 ARFs still to assemble.

[msatin]

I'm going to have go shopping with you guys just to see how you pick a project

[Frank v B]

Michael,

Can you bottle your wife's wish and donate it to the rest of us?
"Lots of sticks" is her punishment?
What does she consider a death sentence? 10 planes out of sticks?
I would so fight early parole for good behaviour.

Some people have all the luck.

Don't forget to say "Yes Dear" and look like you are suffering to make the punishment look complete. 

If my wife wants me out of the kitchen she tells me to "go play on the 401!"  Great runway but.....

Frank

[Gregor77]

Less typing and more gluing... lol!